A simple 'yes' or 'no' won't do

Sam asked a girl to the homecoming dance. In my day, as the girl, you just accepted or awkwardly declined. This one baked a cake and left it on our doorstep. Sam had to dig around in the cake to find the little piece of tin foil in which was wrapped her answer. I imagine a 'no' doesn't require a cake.

moi? smug?

Just to prove I am not smug (reference conversation with mum and Alison on Saturday after my 8k) I am STILL trying to get below 170 which is where you started Alison and mum has hovered too. It is hugely frustrating.

Deprivation

I can't be bothered depriving myself. I'm off to Ireland on Sunday to spend a week with my sister and I have no intention of denying myself all the good things the trip will bring. By the time we get back, it will be family arrival and party time so I guess the good intentions are hopeless, maybe forever.

Hot dog diet

Okay, I didn't lose ten pounds but I did lose 3.5. By the time I went to bed last night after day three, I was hungry and weak but this morning I weighed in at 171. That is still 9 lbs above my lowest in Feb.

A New Challenge

I think we should revamp this project as follows. We see who can lose the most weight and then gain it back the fastest! I think I am about to win that one. I'm so disgusted with with the bulk of myself and my party is coming so I thought I will try the three day Kaiser hot dog diet. I started yesterday. In the morning I weighed 174.6. That is less than two pounds under my weight on the 1st of January.

I think the only one of us who has stuck with it is Jane. One out of five is about average for weight loss. Good on ya Jane.

ha ha

Michelle, that is hilarious. Glad to see some activity on the old blog.

Oink....Ooink!

Remember me? I just wanted to say hello. Our computer was down for a while and during that time I probably gained 6-7 lbs. I'm too afraid to even get on the scale.
Since I can't seem to diet, I now have a new plan. I'm going to gain 20 more pounds and then get the lap band. What do you guys think?